A waffler walks into a bar… well, after they research all the local bars and wonder if they made the right decision the whole way there. Thankfully the bar at least has flights so you can choose 5 different beers instead of committing to just one.
You don’t really want to stay, no
But you don’t really want to go-o
You’re hot then you’re cold
You’re yes then you’re no
You’re in then you’re out
You’re up then you’re down.
We’re going to do something different today so grab a bowl of Mac N Cheese and pull up a chair. Oh…and probably a glass of wine. We’re going to talk about marriage.
Picket fence? No thanks.
I’m not that kind of wife.
Belle said it best, “I want adventure in the great wide somewhere” but who says we can’t have our Beast and adventure too?